Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How high is the sky? True or False

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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