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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

My three children are three big mistakes.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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