What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A house comes around the corner.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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