Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Anti Joke

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