- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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