- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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