- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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