- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How old are you? 7

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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