- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My children are mistakes

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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