- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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