whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

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