what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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