- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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