Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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woman's rights

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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