- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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