Men

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Brain fart

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Horse with a chair on his head.

the sky is green no it is not

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

I have suicidal thoughts

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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