Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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