- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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