Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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