Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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