what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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