- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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