What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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