- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Nice belt.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?