- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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