- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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