Your Mom The End.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what came first the chicken or the chips

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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