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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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