Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

whats white jizz

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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