- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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