- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man died.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Racial Equality

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Your mother just died.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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