How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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