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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Barack Obama.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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