- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Kys

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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