- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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