why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

black chicken. kfc

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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