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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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