- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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