How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Who is John Galt?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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