- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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