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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.