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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a bear. Rob.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why? Because.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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