justin beiber sucks

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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This is a joke.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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