what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What did the fish say after he

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