What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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