What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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women's rights.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

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