- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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