- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Women's professional sports

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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