- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Flowers are colors Love me

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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