- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

mexicans fishing

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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