What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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