Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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