- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Take part of what?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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