- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

alert('The Game')

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

if got a joke if fogot it

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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