- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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