- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

This is a joke.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Error 37.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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