Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

George W. Bush

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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