This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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