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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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