- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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