- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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