A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Women's Rights

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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I walk into a bar...

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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