why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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