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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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