- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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