- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

irish man drinking john smiths

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Not a joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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