- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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