What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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360 NO SCOPE

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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