- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

ask me if im a door yes

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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