why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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