why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What do I hate? people

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

yolo your orange looks orange

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

non poop

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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