- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

whats brown and booky a book.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A woman wears a dress.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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