Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A man walks into a bar

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Anti Joke

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