- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the dog die? He was old

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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