If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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