- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Barack Obama

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

where is the world?

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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