Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

someone called someone else a frog

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Your Mom

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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