- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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