- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

hi michael