- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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