i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

destiny

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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