"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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