Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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