- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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