- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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