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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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