- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I C U P White stuff

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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