SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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