What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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