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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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