- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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