- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Immigration Laws

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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