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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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