- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

hi michael

Flowers are colors Love me

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

It got hit by a rocket.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Santa isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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