- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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