Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Wolfjob.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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