Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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