How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Dont read this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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