- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Stealth baseballs record

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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