Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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so how about that irline food

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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