- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's brown and sticky A stick

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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