- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

XD Jackass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Wolfjob.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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