Women can vote? wtf

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I agree

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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