- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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