Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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