- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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