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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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