- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Everybody will die

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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