- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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