- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Men

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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