Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

womans having rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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