A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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