- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

hey hey apple

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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