Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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White men's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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